Displayed inside a display cabinet on the third floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a vibrant pink suit performed in by Robbie Williams. The concert in front of a massive crowd of fans was considered a major hit.
You might not like the performer. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a middle ground, conceding that some songs are belting while others are awful.
The point being is that amusement can be delivered diversely. Preferences differ. There is no one way to produce music or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon conditions.
The weather, the time of day, the ball – the variables are numerous. Above all is the playing surface.
If the format is a form of art, the wicket is the foundation on which the cricketers create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the established format dismantled and reconstructed in abstract form.
This is not a justification of the pitch which yielded a victory and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Leaving excessive grass on the wicket, leading to 36 wickets being taken in less than six sessions, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Rich Tapestry: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is incorrect.
The format is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and counting. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Sometimes, it grips and turns on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it explodes.
The close matches are particularly captivating due to the time made in other matches.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Certain variables are embraced more easily than others.
The contention in during the match was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the best players were prevented from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – assessing the situation and adjusting appropriately. The best individual innings were made by acknowledged batters. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Pure Elation: The Supporters' View
Attempt to convince the supporters who have experienced 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the MCG, thousands celebrated and chanted, fostering a carnival vibe in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the attack excelled, impetus when the top order responded, and pure joy when the victory was confirmed.
Extreme Ends: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has form with pitch problems. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a pitch with all the life of a a damp squib.
That match was a grind, with limited drama and endless boredom. The two-day game and that previous match are polar opposites of the spectrum – neither the standard, yet value can be attached to them.
Four Tests into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"Far from being the death of the format at all," said a veteran. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been given some real entertainment. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Looking Ahead
In the lead-in to this match, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The players protected him, bringing back the joy to his countenance.
Emerging talents stepped up with vital performances. These are small positives, not nearly enough to secure long-term futures, but a starting point to develop from.
In the end, this triumph joins other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters departed into a stunning sunset, the players congregated on the turf to start their own enjoyment.
Enjoy the drink, men. You've earned this one.